White Rabbit

It had always been in my plans to work as close as possible to John Chee. *sniggers*

The Devil In Me

I'd like to share with you some of the funniest SMSes i ever received. They're from way back though.

(Some parts have been omitted)

"I don't think it was me causin trauma n panic. It's ur own guilt consciousness."
Cool. I learn new terms every day.

"i already smashed up my hp. At least i wont bother u anymore. But my preception of u remains."
A smashed up handphone allows you to at least send one sms. And pls enlighten me. What on earth is a preception?

"U can selfish, self-centered n a total bitch that's why."
Thanks mann, i really needed the laughs.

Stacked Actor

I saw this on Hollywood Squares.

Host: What did the Queen give Mick Jagger, which was something he never had?

Celebrity (i forgot who now): Satisfaction!

Totally cracked me up.

Double cross the vacant and the bored

Besides saving money, the reason why some people'd rather buy DVDs outta a suitcase has to be that their fellow countrymen possibly top the list as the worst cinema patrons in the world - laughing at parts not meant to be funny, asking too many stupid questions loudly, making unnecessary comments, asking their friends "Wanna listen radio or not?", etc. (I swear someone sitting beside me said that during Exorcism of Emily Rose) If we can place our palms on car windows for days, maybe the next challenge should come in the form of sitting through movies WITH MOUTHS FUCKING SHUT.

Say, don't you know me? I'm your native son.

Here they are, pictures from Christmas. =)

My cousin and his wife are great. These past years they've been putting up the tree and inviting us over for some turkey and gang. And of course the beautiful kids. (All 4 of them!!!) It's the 2nd year i've brought Mindy and Ilynn along.

Great Balls Of Fire

It's scary. I remember when it was 1994, i couldn't imagine life in 2000. And now we're only 4 years away from 2010! My dad must've said this to me a gazillion times. "Time waits for no man"; and even worse when you're a woman i say.

On New Year's Eve, we made a last minute decision to go watch the fireworks at Marina. Finally we've stopped being lazy! Good start to the new year. We followed the crowd, they were hard to miss. And we reached that bridge overlooking the waters. At first the guard didn't allow any more people to get on the bridge but at 12 he relented and up we went, as the fireworks exploded right in our faces. Spectacular view. It was so beautiful mann!

After that we just walked around, trying to avoid getting sprayed by that foamy thing in everyone's hands. I feel it's impolite to spray at someone who isn't carrying one.

By 2am, the ground was a hazard to walk on, if you could find any at all.



Happy new year!