The Devil In Me

I'd like to share with you some of the funniest SMSes i ever received. They're from way back though.

(Some parts have been omitted)

"I don't think it was me causin trauma n panic. It's ur own guilt consciousness."
Cool. I learn new terms every day.

"i already smashed up my hp. At least i wont bother u anymore. But my preception of u remains."
A smashed up handphone allows you to at least send one sms. And pls enlighten me. What on earth is a preception?

"U can selfish, self-centered n a total bitch that's why."
Thanks mann, i really needed the laughs.