You leave me broken shattered alive

It's been some time, dear people. Much has happened in the last few weeks, in and out of the cyberworld. No access to the computer for just two weeks and i received 5 new messages on Friendster. Here're the 2 i feel y'all should see.

From: Bryan ng
Date: June 18, 2004 10:02 AM
Subject: hi
Message: care to know u??

What kind of a question is that? Like whether i care to know me? I don't know. Do i, Bryan ng? I think most people know by now how allergic i am to grammatically impaired people. It's different knowing how to construct a proper sentence but not doing so for a reason and being plain oblivion to what simple grammar is about. Yes, i am some sort of a peadant. Only some. Paiseh lar i english tutor wat. Hee hee.

From: Kobe Bryant
Date: June 19, 2004 2:55 AM
Subject: Yo!
Message: Hi.. Do u like sex? I'm curious 'bout it n wans it.. Can I hav sex wif u pls?

I goodnaturedly advised the son-of-a-bitch to try his mother first and i also reminded him that the Lakers got thrashed so damn badly by the Pistons.

Moving along, we've come to the final 4 teams of Euro. It's like a crazy, disoriented acid trip you look back and you find it quite hard to believe how things turned out. At the start everyone was predicting Italy, Germany, Spain or France to be win the tournament. And then they all died. I wish it wasn't so but somehow with respect to their performances on the whole this time round i'd say all of these 4, maybe with the exception of Spain, deserved their exit. Much as i like some of France's players (ok just about the Arsenal guys; i totally detest the sight of Silvestre), they hardly looked like a team that game they got knocked out by Greece. And Henry didn't even display the kind of prowess he did while playing Arsenal games. I think he missed Edu, Ljungberg and gang. I thought Sweden should've progressed to the semis but they've played some remarkable football and their kind of exit was glorious, something like England's. Oh, and watching a match on big screen is the best experience. The sound system, every detail every move every word from the commentator crystal clear, the atmosphere in the theatre... The excitement, along with the images, is magnified by more than a thousand times. Oh mann... ...

Eye candy alert: Dimitar BERBATOV (striker donning the no. 9 jersey for Bulgaria)

Special K said Berbatov looks like Andy Garcia. Now i really agree. He was born in 1981 how ideal is that for me?!! I just need to put myself in his suitcase now.

Have you ever felt like you can't forget how much of a pest someone once was? No matter how much time has gone by you still get annoyed by the person even though his actions are small or he might have left you alone for most part of life. Maybe you've mostly forgotten about it but you'll never forget what an asshole he made of himself. There are too many of such people in my life. And sometimes it's hard to get out of the past, to forget their ridiculous ways and to let them into your life again. Perhaps it's my defensiveness at work. I refuse to be reminded of how silly i was before. *jumps and kicks air*

Mango sale was quite fun. For those of you who weren't there to witness it, i'm sorry i've no vocabulary to describe the scene. Mindy couldn't have put it better. "Put women in a place full of clothes and it's enough to start a war".