Friday, May 14, 2004

Ain't wasting time no more

I've made a list of my top 3 best ways to commit suicide. As with everything else you do, planning is essential to prevent screw-ups and eventual failure. Can you imagine failing at that even? What a gonecase cuckoobird.

3. Heroin overdose
2. Injecting an air bubble into bloodstream (read about this somewhere but i'm not entirely sure. shall have to consult Mindy)
1. Sleeping pills with liquor

The above methods were selected based on their accessibility and level of ease. I'd have put down carbon monoxide poisoning while sleeping in a car (think comfort + music!) but i can't get access to a car and i can't drive, let alone find a suitable location to execute my plan. Like how difficult is it to pop 40 assorted sleep pills one by one and sip Kahlua?