You were kissed by a witch one night in the wood

How can people like watching reality TV shows? What's wrong with humanity?!! *arms outstretched towards the sky* Reality TV shows are far from real. While claiming to be genuine, they're doing nothing but taking the viewers for fools. I'd much rather watch a movie. It's the same thing, really. You have the script, a director, and actors to deliver the lines and play their roles.

Stupid shows like The Bachelor, Meet My Folks, Paradise Hotel should be banned from television. They do nothing but insult humankind.

Firstly they portray the contestants in the most negative light. That is, granted the contestants are indeed commonfolks who took part in the game. All of them i bet are just commissioned to appear on the show. (And Fear Factor's female contestants all happen to have big boobs) As if anyone in the right mind would actually be in love with some rich fuck and fight with other fuck-knows-how-many contestants to win his love. Oh puh-leeaaasse. I hate it when the airheads go gushing "I think he's my soul mate. Can't believe how much i love him already!" How can any one girl think that when that asswipe is snogging just about everyone else in the show?

That aside, producers of these so-called reality TV shows must think we're dumb enough to buy their deceit. And they prey on nothing less than our human sadistic nature. Y'know how people love watching cockfights? Yeah that's the same mindset people have while watching reality TV crap. So this makes the contestants tools for our amusement, and for the gains of the media execs of course.

To cater to the human sadistic nature, they sensationalise the content of these game shows. Otherwise ratings would drop, and these media execs will not be able to buy more and bigger houses and cars. So beware, dear people, everything you see on TV is fake! Do not trust Dove girls, and most importantly, DO NOT TRUST XANDO OR FANN WONG.