All i need is a pint a day if i ever get out of here

Yes i am dying to go for a holiday. More specifically, i am dying to go to Bangkok and do some serious, hardcore shopping. Forget about the trips and the shows, now i just wanna shop and never stop. I'm sick of the crazy prices here. Once in Thailand i'll buy like year-long supply of clothes, footwear, bags and accessories, and i promise i won't whine about wanting to buy this and that anymore.

And since the Thai PM deal with Liverpool is likely to go through, i'm sure more imitation LP merchandise will flood the stalls no matter what they promise about clamping down the producers of the fake jerseys. How wonderful. Speaking of the deal, what's this? Globalisation or what? Now any country can own shares in a football club. And since public funds will be used, it's right to assume that every single Thai person or at least the majority of them are truly in favour of the acquisition, or is it not?

Back to the Bangkok trip, all i lack now are some mates to go with. Going alone is a bad idea. There are too many scary things in this world. Robbers, perverts, wild animals, just to name a few.