Have A Drink On Me

I didn't think there'd be reason to watch American Idol again, but Bo Bice came along and did an Allman Brothers, and today, Blood Sweat & Tears.

I didn't think i'd find meaning in an Alicia Keys song (not that i dislike her or anything. i mean, she must be really talented to write her own songs and sing them like that and then she's so young, just that i've never really tried to relate to any of her songs), but i think this next line makes so much sense.

"Cos a real man knows a real woman always comes first"

But most of the time they can't help it. Premature ejaculation is one of the most common problems bugging Asian men (and women).

I didn't think there'd be better bah chor mee than the Bugis one, and i was right. Not even 58 (or is it 85? I'm so bad with numbers) comes close. For those of you who aren't in the know, the best fucking BCM in Sunny Singapore is situated along North Bridge Road, right across Bugis Junction's Swensen's. I believe the coffeeshop is called Jeffrey's Gathering Place. See, what makes this BCM undeniably the best in the country is that it's super oily and full of lard! Alright, i exaggerated about the lard part. The real (serious now) reason is that the texture of the noodles is absolutely perfect. Not too soggy, not too hard. Plus there's that springy feel when you sink your teeth into the noodles, soaked in chilli and oil. Ooh. Trust me, fellas. I don't lie about food. The downside though, one bowl is never enough cos the serving's quite small. But what it lacks in quantity it makes up with quality. Everyone i bring there loves it. And now we've formed a club! Alright i'd better stop this BCM rant cos i'm wanting it so bad now.