Little Wing

I had a haircut, my mom too, and Craig Bellamy. With his new hairdo, Patrick Kluivert now looks like that 16-year-old rapper girl who got through American Idol audition. And Robert Earnshaw's looked bad. So Rio Ferdinand cleverly left the Alicia Keys gang.

My nephew Elvis is a born playboy.

Me: What're you giving me for my birthday?

Elvis: Your birthday? Hmmm... Dress!

Me: Really? What kind?

Elvis: Pretty dress. Got glitter.... and butterfly.

Me: Where you gonna buy?

Elvis: Orchard Road.

Me: Whoa Orchard Road huh!

Elvis: And makeup also.

But Elvis is 5 and a half! And he says "yes" when i ask him if i'm pretty. *giggles*