Teach Your Children

I cannot believe such people exist.

Ann and i were at one of the Muslim eateries in Far East Plaza, and sitting very near us were a strange couple. While we were waiting for our food and talking, i noticed the guy glance at me and squint his eyes (if you can call them eyes). And then it happened again. And again. And again. Sometimes the girl stared at us too.

We were very puzzled. Like what the fuck is their problem? And when we looked right back at them, into their eyes, they did not have the decency or the common courtesy to look away. (Reminds me of that Hollanv V ah siao)

Finally, Ann *round of applause* did something remarkable.

Ann: Can i help you?
Guy: Huh?
Ann: Can i help you?
Guy: No... not really.
Ann: Cos i feel very uncomfortable that you keep looking at us and frowning.
Guy: I was frowning meh?
Me: Yes. Do you have a problem?
Guy: (muttering, barely audible) I thought you were a man.
Me: What?
Guy: (looking down at the table) Nothing.
Me: Say it again. You had something to say. Say it to my face.
Guy: wwhehhemmwsueh (fuck knows what he was trying to say)
Girl: (trying hard to avoid eye contact) He is embarrassed that he said you looked like a man.

At this point, i got up, splashed my entire cup of teh peng on his ugly head. Okay, i did not do that.

Me: Fuck you. You cheebye son of a bitch!

NOOOO! That was just what i i said in my head. Fortunately, this came out instead.

Me: He should be more embarrassed about the way he looks.

After that, we had our dinner in peace. I caught him looking over once more, and then he woke up his idea.

What gave these two creeps the idea they had the right to talk about looks? Mind you, the guy looked like a sleepy, pimply Chinese nerd, and his girlfriend looked like her parents were first cousins. Have you seen a man this thin? And if i were a man indeed, he'd be beaten flat like Hainanese pork chop!