Arms that chain us, eyes that lie

John Nash developed the game theory one night at the bar (according to A Beautiful Mind) when he had a stroke of genius.

A beautiful blonde was there, and all the guys wanted to go up to her, but she could only be with one guy at a time. (Really? Hmm.) If she let them have her friends, who were not the hottie she herself was, the guys would get snubbed, cos no one wants to be a substitute. So John Nash concluded that in order for all of them to "get laid", no one should go forward. They should all just sit back and have an eye feast together.

I, too, had a stroke of genius while watching on my computer a man from the Middle East get his dick severed, for raping a woman.

See, many young ladies like to dress sexy, wearing revealing tops or revealing bottoms, and sometimes both. Some old ladies do that, too. But i guess they're safe. Most of the time, if not all, in the MRT, at the bus stops, etc, some cheekopek would be openly staring these girls. Some of the more active ones would do stupid things like whistle, wave or wink at the girl. Probably wank to the thoughts of her. Good lord, we are so outraged!

Some people are quick to say that these girls deserve it. Like how? Isn't it our freedom and our right to wear anything we want? I'm sure most of us pick an outfit because we like it, not because we want attention from dirty, old men. And as a result, some girls dare not wear clothes that show too much skin, for fear of inviting perverts and rapists. But we're still not the ones at the losing end. The real losers are the men who can't have any eye feast.

If we implement dick chopping as punishment for every rapist, i'm surely the number of rape cases will go down drastically. Too extreme? Then how about the cheekopeks stop their nonsense so girls would have nothing to fear? Imagine this. Girls running around with no bras, girls wearing tiny tops, girls showing their backs, tummies or legs. What a wonderful world!